Shit Guitarists Say Quotes on Motivational Posters

A collection of some epic existential stuff that guitarists say. To make them sound more serious, we have written them on motivational posters!

I want a new guitar.

I am an intermediate level guitar player.

Learning music theory will kill my creativity.

Where is my pick?

Yngwie Malmsteen has no feel in his playing.

I just started learning guitar.

I can’t read sheet music.

If you can play guitar then you can play bass as well.

What’s a metronome?

I need tabs to play this song.

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